this chapter of lady chatterly’s lover
mister chatterly: well since my penis fell off in the war and sex doesnt mean anything, why dont you get pregnant with another guy so i can have an heir that can take care of all my treeeees
lady chatterly who is already having an affair with someone he doesnt like: O_O
sexy gardener who just showed up: hi im your sexy gardner
hard 2 explain but. barbie movie is kind of like astrology. if you’re normal yes we can have a conversation about how it’s def not the epitome of feminist praxis but was fun & largely harmless. if ur a weirdo about it & use it as an excuse to mock women: congratulations it’s now my single favorite movie and i love it and nothing is wrong with it literally at all and it’s actually better than any movie ever made
‘germanic warrior with helmet’ - osmar schindler (1902)
The second best thing about erotic art is seeing people reject their initial reaction to it. The comments are full of people saying “oh my first thought was,” and, yeah, your first thought was right. The barbarian youth is sexually dominating the old Roman order. If you actually could get your mind out of the gutter you’d be the first animal to ever do so.
It is the best day ever, so is yesterday, and so is tomorrow, and every day from now until forever!
BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig
The Young Martyr, 1855 - oil on canvas.
— Paul Delaroche (French, 1797-1856)
aqua-regia009 art edits
please shut up, i’m in the middle of being the romantic lead in my fake scenario rn